Probably WAY too much information...
So, I'm changing my tampon when I get home from work...
It's a little more of a challenge than usual, because my entire back went into spasm this afternoon and... well, I'm sure you can picture the difficulty, what with the inability to curve my back and all...
So, I get the applicator in place, with difficulty and pain, and hit the go button.
Unfortunately, I apparently didn't do such a hot job of lining things up, and thus stabbed myself in the cervix (!) with the Super Size (!) Tampax.
Ouch.
I think I deserve a Martini to go along with the Robaxacet. ;)
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I say 2 martinis.
ReplyDeleteI've done that too. Ouch! I'll have a drink for you too :)
ReplyDeleteouch indeed!
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ReplyDeleteI've used one of these for a few years now. LOVE IT. And you cant hit your cervix with it.
Hope your back is feeling better and that your martini Robaxacet cocktail did the trick!
Ouch. This is why I switched to the Instead Cup. I hated those darn sticks!
ReplyDeletemost definitly you deserve one. maybe two.
ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteWhen male gynaecologists say that the cervix has no pain sensation (as they ram through the dilators in theatre), I think that they're talking out of their a$$es, personally.
Yeah, definitly deserve the martini. Maybe even a half dozen or so.
ReplyDeleteOUCH!
ReplyDeletehaha. The joys of womanhood.
ReplyDeleteowww!
ReplyDeleteOuch! Yikes! I hope you had some drinks after that one...
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